1 00:00:02,970 --> 00:00:05,830 Hey, Kim. Hey. How's the roommate search going? Great. 2 00:00:06,790 --> 00:00:07,790 Oh, here you go. 3 00:00:10,250 --> 00:00:11,890 Well, aren't you a cutie? 4 00:00:12,270 --> 00:00:13,510 Don't be a stranger. 5 00:00:13,850 --> 00:00:14,850 Call me. 6 00:00:16,450 --> 00:00:18,330 Hey, what are you two up to? 7 00:00:18,670 --> 00:00:22,290 Since I moved out, Kim's looking for a new roomie. Oh, let me see that. 8 00:00:23,550 --> 00:00:24,549 Roommate wanted. 9 00:00:24,550 --> 00:00:27,470 Must be tall, dark, handsome, and single. 10 00:00:30,120 --> 00:00:31,120 age, height, and weight requirements. 11 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:32,400 Oh, that's on the back. 12 00:00:33,420 --> 00:00:34,440 Girl, this is crazy. 13 00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:36,200 Now, Kim looks don't pay the rent. 14 00:00:36,460 --> 00:00:38,800 I'm going to find you somebody with a fat check in the account. 15 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:40,860 As long as it's cute. 16 00:00:42,620 --> 00:00:45,740 Hey, Kim, what makes you think you're going to find a good -looking guy who's 17 00:00:45,740 --> 00:00:47,740 looking for an apartment in Santa Monica right away? 18 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:49,000 Hi, I'm Bradley. 19 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:51,480 I'm looking to share an apartment in Santa Monica right away. 20 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:46,280 Really? Mm -hmm. 21 00:01:46,540 --> 00:01:49,520 Well, if your apartment looks half as good as you, I'll take it. 22 00:01:50,620 --> 00:01:51,620 Yeah. 23 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:55,900 Kim, what about his references? 24 00:01:56,460 --> 00:01:57,660 They look good to me. 25 00:01:59,540 --> 00:02:01,200 See? You the man. 26 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:02,760 True, true, true. 27 00:02:03,860 --> 00:02:04,860 Why am I the man? 28 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:09,820 Your plan to make Veronica jealous was brilliant. My baby's going to be in my 29 00:02:09,820 --> 00:02:11,600 arms tonight, and I can't wait. 30 00:02:12,470 --> 00:02:15,030 Slow your roll, doll. That's not the way to go. Trust me. 31 00:02:15,310 --> 00:02:18,410 I've been around this love block a few times, and I've picked up a couple 32 00:02:18,410 --> 00:02:21,810 along the way. The only thing you picked up were some questionable rashes. 33 00:02:24,670 --> 00:02:25,750 That'll be seven bucks. 34 00:02:26,510 --> 00:02:27,510 That's all right, T. 35 00:02:27,930 --> 00:02:28,950 Lunch is on me. 36 00:02:29,190 --> 00:02:30,190 Oh. 37 00:02:33,090 --> 00:02:34,470 Kim. Kim. 38 00:02:35,510 --> 00:02:36,510 Don't go anywhere. 39 00:02:38,370 --> 00:02:41,610 Kim, this is Charles, and he's looking for a place to live. 40 00:02:43,050 --> 00:02:44,050 has a few beds. 41 00:02:46,830 --> 00:02:50,350 I just thought you'd like to know that I can give you first, last, and a sizable 42 00:02:50,350 --> 00:02:51,289 security deposit. 43 00:02:51,290 --> 00:02:52,890 I also have impeccable references. 44 00:02:53,230 --> 00:02:57,730 I'm clean, polite, a great cook, and I even put down the toilet seat. 45 00:02:58,550 --> 00:03:02,030 Sounds like Charles has a lot of things going for him. He'd be the perfect 46 00:03:02,030 --> 00:03:04,390 roommate. Good, then you live with him. 47 00:03:07,190 --> 00:03:10,810 Kim, now you need to think with your brain, not with your hormones. 48 00:03:12,810 --> 00:03:15,890 She put it that way. There's really only one smart choice. 49 00:03:43,150 --> 00:03:44,290 Miss Parker, what are you doing here? 50 00:03:44,750 --> 00:03:47,130 Looks like you're expecting me. What's for dinner? 51 00:03:48,090 --> 00:03:49,090 Taco Bell. 52 00:03:50,610 --> 00:03:51,990 Now go run for the border. 53 00:03:54,430 --> 00:03:56,450 Well, I could come in and do a little taste test. 54 00:04:01,130 --> 00:04:06,590 Look, Miss Parker, this is a very important evening for me, and I don't 55 00:04:06,590 --> 00:04:07,590 to ruin it. 56 00:04:07,930 --> 00:04:09,010 Here's a biscuit. Leave. 57 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:12,900 Well, you know I'm going to need a little jelly for my roll. 58 00:04:17,140 --> 00:04:20,140 I can explain. There's no need, Stanley. 59 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:22,200 There isn't? 60 00:04:22,860 --> 00:04:24,480 Did you get hit upside your head? 61 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:26,640 I'm perfectly fine. 62 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:28,340 In fact, I've never been better. 63 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:31,200 Really? Because you look kind of broke down. 64 00:04:31,900 --> 00:04:32,900 Goodbye, 65 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:35,399 Miss Parker. 66 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:36,400 No, Stanley, wait. 67 00:04:36,540 --> 00:04:37,940 She might as well hear this, too. 68 00:04:39,050 --> 00:04:42,310 saw you with that other woman, I thought, what a terrible mistake I'm 69 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:44,450 What other woman? 70 00:04:44,770 --> 00:04:45,830 You're two -timing me. 71 00:04:47,770 --> 00:04:51,690 I mean, I was all ready to come back to you, but when I saw you with her, I knew 72 00:04:51,690 --> 00:04:52,690 it wasn't meant to be. 73 00:04:52,990 --> 00:04:55,710 You moved on, and it made it easier for me to move on. 74 00:04:56,370 --> 00:04:59,390 Move? I didn't move. Nobody moved. 75 00:05:01,310 --> 00:05:02,310 Veronica, honey. 76 00:05:03,490 --> 00:05:05,850 Is everything okay? 77 00:05:13,870 --> 00:05:14,870 Veronica's fiancé. 78 00:05:18,290 --> 00:05:19,290 Fiancé? 79 00:05:19,890 --> 00:05:22,410 Fiancé. Damn, you're really fine. 80 00:05:24,430 --> 00:05:25,550 You must be Stanley. 81 00:05:26,950 --> 00:05:28,350 Hey, man, I feel like I owe you. 82 00:05:28,590 --> 00:05:32,050 If you and Veronica hadn't taken that break, we might never have met. 83 00:05:32,910 --> 00:05:36,550 Fallen in love and gotten engaged all in one week. 84 00:05:38,450 --> 00:05:39,450 Just one week? 85 00:05:42,700 --> 00:05:43,700 That's so beautiful. 86 00:05:44,580 --> 00:05:45,680 Well, we better get going. 87 00:05:45,900 --> 00:05:47,560 I've got a wedding dress to pick out. 88 00:05:48,900 --> 00:05:50,160 We'll send you a wedding invitation. 89 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:55,640 One measly week! 90 00:05:58,140 --> 00:06:00,520 They make such a lovely couple, don't they, Professor? 91 00:06:11,820 --> 00:06:15,000 all the answers right on my exam, but you gave me an F. What's up with that? 92 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:21,300 Because I don't like you. 93 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:25,120 In fact, I hate you. 94 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:28,040 The other day you said I was a man. 95 00:06:28,280 --> 00:06:31,500 What happened? Your stupid idea backfired. 96 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,320 Veronica met someone, and now she's engaged. 97 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:35,800 What? Yeah. 98 00:06:36,260 --> 00:06:37,260 Dang, that's rough. 99 00:06:37,760 --> 00:06:39,040 Talk it up to life experience. 100 00:06:39,420 --> 00:06:41,300 Yeah, well, you're the one that said it would work. 101 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,000 You listen to him? 102 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:47,180 Yeah. I know about Love Morning 19. 103 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:52,620 Hey, Professor. 104 00:06:53,380 --> 00:06:56,240 Oh, you've been looking bad these last few days. 105 00:06:56,520 --> 00:06:57,620 Your clothes are... 106 00:07:14,250 --> 00:07:17,110 All I can think about is get it by Veronica back. 107 00:08:00,650 --> 00:08:01,650 I don't care what you do anymore. 108 00:08:03,530 --> 00:08:10,490 You don't mind if I bring a bottle of Alizé, a Luther Vandross CD, and a 109 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:11,710 massage table? 110 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:34,360 doesn't take good phone messages. 111 00:08:34,659 --> 00:08:36,679 But he does his push -ups in the living room. 112 00:08:38,260 --> 00:08:39,580 Hasn't he been eating all your food? 113 00:08:39,799 --> 00:08:42,039 Yeah, but his arms are so big, I just want to lick them. 114 00:08:44,820 --> 00:08:46,420 Kim, has he even paid this month's rent? 115 00:08:46,740 --> 00:08:48,060 Oh, it's all good, Stevie. 116 00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:52,420 Once Bradley and I go out, it'll be all worth it. He asked you out? 117 00:08:52,680 --> 00:08:55,880 Well, no, not yet, but there's a lot of sexual tension going on. 118 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:59,560 Oh, Kim, good, you're home. Girl, did you do something different with your 119 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:00,640 You look terrific. 120 00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:08,540 Listen, Kim, there's something I've been meaning to ask you. Well, ask away. 121 00:09:09,580 --> 00:09:11,660 Would you... I'd love to. ...do my laundry? 122 00:09:11,940 --> 00:09:15,380 Girl, you're a savior. Listen, I got dirty clothes in my room, the bathroom, 123 00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:16,380 living room, the kitchen. 124 00:09:17,560 --> 00:09:19,520 Wait a minute. Kim, you don't even do your own laundry. 125 00:09:19,820 --> 00:09:20,820 Beat it, Blocker. 126 00:09:21,660 --> 00:09:24,540 Hold up, Bradley. Wasn't there something else you wanted to ask me? 127 00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:27,120 What was I thinking? 128 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:30,000 Don't forget to fluff and fold them. 129 00:10:06,860 --> 00:10:09,200 Ask the Chinese singing and put on some music. 130 00:10:10,580 --> 00:10:11,580 Sure. 131 00:10:17,780 --> 00:10:18,780 I'll get that. 132 00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:20,920 Sometimes these twist -off tops can be kind of tricky. 133 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:31,460 Now, I know you're a little upset about losing Veronica, but if you're going to 134 00:10:31,460 --> 00:10:34,880 sit here and not appreciate all that I'm doing for you, then I'm out. 135 00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:36,240 Fine. 136 00:10:36,790 --> 00:10:38,230 Let me rephrase that. 137 00:10:40,350 --> 00:10:43,730 Now, if you need me to stay here through this difficult time, I will. 138 00:10:45,410 --> 00:10:46,410 Fine. 139 00:10:46,950 --> 00:10:49,470 Good. Then I'll be right back. I'll just go pick up a few things. 140 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,120 your suitcases? What, in my mama's new bedroom? 141 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:27,080 I 142 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:38,040 still 143 00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:41,820 don't understand how you got the professor to let you move in. Girl, my 144 00:11:41,820 --> 00:11:42,820 loves me. 145 00:11:42,860 --> 00:11:44,300 I love you, Stanley. 146 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:45,800 I love you, Veronica. 147 00:11:49,390 --> 00:11:50,390 He called you Veronica. 148 00:11:50,850 --> 00:11:54,630 Veronica, Nicky, Nicky, Nicky. 149 00:11:56,770 --> 00:11:57,990 Wacko, Wacky. 150 00:12:00,770 --> 00:12:03,350 I still can't believe you gave up the lease to your apartment. 151 00:12:03,710 --> 00:12:06,910 Why should we pay two rents? I mean, after we're married, we'll need the 152 00:12:06,910 --> 00:12:08,110 money to buy our house. 153 00:12:08,450 --> 00:12:10,990 Oh, I hope you have enough left over to buy a straight jacket. 154 00:12:11,990 --> 00:12:14,490 And, uh, ugly does not look good on you. 155 00:12:14,690 --> 00:12:16,470 And crazy ain't working too well for you. 156 00:12:20,300 --> 00:12:23,280 I want you to help me pick out something sexy for my date Saturday night. 157 00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:27,580 Date? Well, I thought we were going to see Mama, my arms too short to box with 158 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:31,060 his woman, because a good man is hard to find at the beauty shop. 159 00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:34,580 We were, but then I got a date. 160 00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:35,699 Oh, okay. 161 00:12:35,700 --> 00:12:36,720 I'll just take the professor. 162 00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:38,780 Shouldn't you ask him for me? 163 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:40,360 Girl, I don't have to do all that. 164 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:41,760 We live together now. 165 00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:45,500 Don't you feel the tiniest bit guilty about what you're doing? 166 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:46,800 I don't know. 167 00:12:47,020 --> 00:12:49,000 I'm the best thing that ever happened to that man. 168 00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:51,190 This is the way it was meant to be. 169 00:12:53,010 --> 00:12:54,010 Thank you. 170 00:12:54,370 --> 00:12:58,470 You know. And now, now what kind of low -down hussy do you take me for? 171 00:12:58,770 --> 00:12:59,850 The horny kind. 172 00:13:00,410 --> 00:13:01,410 Well, 173 00:13:02,750 --> 00:13:06,450 I would never take advantage of a professor like that, at least not for 174 00:13:06,450 --> 00:13:07,450 first week. 175 00:13:11,890 --> 00:13:13,950 I had a great time. Me too. 176 00:13:14,430 --> 00:13:16,050 I'll call you tomorrow, okay? 177 00:13:16,330 --> 00:13:21,570 No, no, remember, you can only call me on... Wednesday. Why only on Wednesday? 178 00:13:22,190 --> 00:13:25,290 Because he's got other women calling him the rest of the week. 179 00:13:27,570 --> 00:13:31,370 I'm in and I'm out. And I'd hate to miss your call. 180 00:14:02,830 --> 00:14:04,450 Excuse me. I'll go powder my nose. 181 00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:07,410 You going to eat your bean pie? 182 00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:17,230 Explain it again. 183 00:14:24,810 --> 00:14:27,550 Hey. Hey, what's up? What party is it? What party? 184 00:14:28,050 --> 00:14:30,130 Bradley said he was throwing a bastard party here tonight. 185 00:14:31,020 --> 00:14:34,620 didn't mention any bachelor party to me. Why does that not surprise me? Look, 186 00:14:34,660 --> 00:14:37,920 Kim, we have to study for our test tomorrow. And we will. There won't be 187 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:38,920 party here tonight. 188 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:43,620 Hey, party over here. 189 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:48,740 Kim, I hope you don't mind if I have a few friends over. Not when your friends 190 00:14:48,740 --> 00:14:49,740 look like this. 191 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:52,820 Actually, I was just saying to Kim we needed a study break. 192 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:54,560 I hope y 'all got a tight strip. 193 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:58,500 Let's just say you better buckle your seat belt. Bring it on, bring it on. 194 00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:02,500 I don't know if you two want to stick around. It might get a little wild. 195 00:15:02,980 --> 00:15:04,720 Ooh, wild is my middle name. 196 00:15:05,860 --> 00:15:07,880 I thought you said Allison was your middle name. 197 00:15:10,340 --> 00:15:11,920 Ooh, it's the stripper. 198 00:15:12,140 --> 00:15:13,140 Everybody get ready. 199 00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:14,660 All right, baby, I got front row. 200 00:15:16,820 --> 00:15:18,080 Hey, man, get up. That's my seat. 201 00:15:21,460 --> 00:15:22,880 Strippers get guys all worked up. 202 00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:24,640 So I hear. 203 00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:34,130 late with the rent this month. True, but you didn't tell me you were a sloppy, 204 00:16:34,230 --> 00:16:36,190 sleazy user who was never going to give me any play. 205 00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:38,350 Am I really that sloppy? 206 00:16:41,330 --> 00:16:42,570 You tricked me, Bradley. 207 00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:45,230 Hey, don't ask, don't tell. 208 00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:47,830 Come on, you guys. The party's moving. 209 00:16:48,150 --> 00:16:49,150 T, you coming? 210 00:16:49,170 --> 00:16:50,169 Y 'all go ahead. 211 00:16:50,170 --> 00:16:51,170 I'll catch up. 212 00:16:51,650 --> 00:16:53,110 I gotta go to the ATM and get some singles. 213 00:17:05,770 --> 00:17:07,930 that he acquired as a church mouse and enjoyed his second act. 214 00:17:09,410 --> 00:17:10,950 Stephen. Valerie. 215 00:17:11,270 --> 00:17:13,490 Trust me, you don't want none of him. 216 00:17:14,990 --> 00:17:17,010 It's not easy for me to say this. 217 00:17:17,490 --> 00:17:18,930 I heard that before. 218 00:17:19,310 --> 00:17:20,410 But I was wrong. 219 00:17:21,230 --> 00:17:25,630 I shouldn't have called you Thursday when Tuesday was my day. 220 00:17:26,470 --> 00:17:30,790 Just like a woman taking advantage of a good, decent man who's done nothing but 221 00:17:30,790 --> 00:17:32,870 treat her with respect and love. 222 00:17:47,470 --> 00:17:48,470 Now, you're embarrassing me. 223 00:17:48,950 --> 00:17:49,950 Why should I? 224 00:17:50,590 --> 00:17:52,190 Because I love you. 225 00:17:52,710 --> 00:17:54,510 You don't know nothing about love. 226 00:17:54,710 --> 00:17:57,070 Then why did you call me on Thursday? 227 00:17:57,690 --> 00:18:00,690 Because I needed you, baby. 228 00:18:00,950 --> 00:18:05,890 Baby, baby. Don't you baby me. I gave you the best two years of my life. And 229 00:18:05,890 --> 00:18:09,810 what do you do? You toss my heart aside like a dirty gym sock. 230 00:18:40,910 --> 00:18:41,910 Say what? 231 00:18:43,550 --> 00:18:45,090 Can we talk about this at home? 232 00:18:45,850 --> 00:18:46,850 Who's home? 233 00:18:48,570 --> 00:18:49,570 Our home. 234 00:18:49,950 --> 00:18:51,890 We've been living in sin for three days now. 235 00:18:54,490 --> 00:18:55,870 I had sex with you? 236 00:18:56,810 --> 00:18:57,810 No. 237 00:18:57,990 --> 00:18:59,730 That was going to happen next week. 238 00:19:02,510 --> 00:19:06,790 Now look, I was there for you. I picked up the pieces and helped you get over 239 00:19:06,790 --> 00:19:07,790 Veronica. 240 00:19:08,390 --> 00:19:09,470 You did that for me? 241 00:19:14,700 --> 00:19:18,940 house now but i've given you the best three days of my life well i hope you 242 00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:19,980 enjoyed them because 243 00:20:31,370 --> 00:20:34,070 Actually, we got into a huge fight and he moved out. 244 00:20:34,290 --> 00:20:35,490 Oh, I'm sorry, baby. 245 00:20:36,010 --> 00:20:37,010 I'll be okay. 246 00:20:37,430 --> 00:20:38,430 So, 247 00:20:38,610 --> 00:20:39,650 you don't have a roommate? 248 00:20:40,510 --> 00:20:41,510 Yes, ma 'am. 249 00:20:41,850 --> 00:20:42,850 Well, you do now. 250 00:20:43,170 --> 00:20:46,870 Come on, help Mommy get the lazy boy. Come on. 251 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:08,400 if you guys know my line. 252 00:21:08,900 --> 00:21:13,900 I can't believe you gave up the lease on your apartment.